Machete: best trailer of the year?

We’re being spoilt this year when it comes to action movies with big ensemble casts. The A-Team will be kicking things off in the next month or two, before the mantle is passed over to Sylvester Stallone and his team of Expendables in August.

But sneaking onto the September release schedules in the US is Machete, a film spun out of one of the fake trailers used as part of Grindhouse in the US a year or two back.

Machete stars Danny Trejo in the title role, and he’s joined in the film by Lindsey Lohan as a gun-licking nun, Steven Seagal, Robert De Niro, Jeff Fahey, Cheech Marin, Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez, Rose McGowan and Don Johnson. And you can see them in action right here in the first trailer from the film proper.

It’s a not-safe-for-work trailer, for language reasons really. But if you live in a cuss-infested office, help yourself…