Jordan Back Into The Jungle

We've not yet become hooked on IACGMOOH. We don't know who more than half of the people are, and we often have other things to do but . . . we couldn't resist watching Jordan make her entrance, and she does add some sorely needed chestage to the camp. Sam Fox stared daggers, George Hamilton looks on the edge of a heart attack and the two gay fellas have a new friend who can help them dress.We had got sick to our back teeth of Jordan, but, as we feared, we are coming round to loving her again. The more tasks she gets, the more you see of the real Jordan: ballsy, funny and unstoppable

Watch her entrance here:

* All I want is a gentleman. I'm sick to bloody death of bastards. 

* All I've ever really done is page 3 in The Sun, and not every man reads that. 

* As a child, I've always been in trouble with men and the police have always had to get involved, through no fault of my own. 

* Hopefully I'll be successful with the singing, but there are so many other things I want to do, like acting. I'll do them one at a time first! 

* I am happy to receive any items of jewellery. 

* I didn't fancy any of my teachers.

* I do like my hair being pulled from time to time, it's like a pair of reins, innit?

* I don't really want to do topless stuff anymore. 

* I get really saucy after a few drinks. Sexy rude, not obnoxious rude.

* I hate going out in Brighton now. It's different in London. People respect you more there. 

* I have loads of underwear, but only wear the bras because I never wear knickers.

*  I like protective men, the type who'll put an arm around me so I can be smothered.

*  I never ask anyone for anything. I've just not been brought up like that.

* I really hate sitcoms on television with canned laughter and stuff. What really makes me laugh is the real-life stuff. I've got a dry sense of humor. 

* I stick to my own type when I go out, and I don't make friends with people just because they're celebrities. 

* I think I must have a super-fast metabolism. 

* I used to flirt with girls just to get the guys circling around us. I'm getting out of it now. I have to look after my reputation.

* I was a real rebel. I got expelled.

* I'm not into one-night stands. I've only slept with three guys in my life and they all involve relationships.