Maxim discovered Francoise in March this year. We recognised her beauty and her breasts before anyone else! And we acted on it, putting the young Geordie Dazzler on our cover quick-smart and showcasing her incredible talents for the world to see!

Now we've got her back. And she's revealing everything about her loves and hates on CAMERA, EXCLUSIVELY to MAXIM.CO.UK.

We're calling her our 'Bloke Counsellor' but don't expect her to be nice all the time. Our Francoise is a fiery, brutal and dead honest character who SAYS WHAT SHE THINKS. There'll be no dancing around subjects with the H Bomb'd Geordie Dazzler – oh no!

This week she talks about: Booze!

And let us tell you, young Francoise is FREE and SINGLE! Yep, you heard that right: SHE IS FREE and SINGLE. So why not see if you measure up?