1) CALL OF DUTY: MODERN WARFARE 2
The victim: A monged-out, barely intelligible Brit emo can endure his battlefield failures no more, so he proceeds to punch the wall until his fists are raw to the bone. Then he bursts into tears. Feel his untold gaming agony. Poor boy. (Check out the MILK SPOOF here)
2) WORLD OF WARCRAFT
The victim: A squealy little teen's World Of Warcraft account is canceled by his mum, prompting a bare-torso'd frenzy, that includes such seminal spaz-out classics as 'beating yourself over the head with a shoe', 'cowering under a blanket' and 'inserting a remote control where the sun don't shine'!
3) FOOTBALL MANAGER
The victim: The infamous German 'Football Manager' kid, whose inability to gatecrash the Bundesliga 'Top 4' sees him vent a scathing attack of self-loathing and treats his keyboard a rampant pummeling. This video is available in several alternative Brit-friendly subtitles, too, the winless Sunderland campaign of 2006-7 probably being the funniest.
4) QUAKE 3
The victim: One of those after-hours LAN network nerds, who hooks up with his chums for a dab of first-person shootery fragging. Unfortunately, he's pretty rubbish at it, and when he drops the flag during a life-affirming bout of 'Capture the Flag', he goes a little bit bonkers.
5) HALO 3
The victim: A poor little kid called Jacob, whose evil, scheming brother pranks him into switching off his Xbox 360 during an online match-up. Listening to his whine and mournful sobs has been known to reduce hardened criminals to sympathetic tears.
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