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		<description>The latest Jokes from Maxim Magazine UK</description>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Nov 2008 12:48:20 +0000</pubDate>
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			<title>Stress</title>
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			<description>An office manager arrives at his department and sees an employee sitting behind his desk, totally stressed out.</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 11:57:34 +0000</pubDate>
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			<title>The Funeral</title>
			<link>http://www.maxim.co.uk/inbox/jokes/6508/the_funeral.html</link>
			<description>A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 11:57:24 +0000</pubDate>
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			<title>Pulling a Sicky from work</title>
			<link>http://www.maxim.co.uk/inbox/jokes/8025/pulling_a_sicky_from_work.html</link>
			<description>An employee who had a terrible history for taking time off phoned in again one Monday morning</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 11:57:15 +0000</pubDate>
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			<title>Red Cross Nurse</title>
			<link>http://www.maxim.co.uk/inbox/jokes/8022/red_cross_nurse.html</link>
			<description>After a car crash one of the drivers is lying injured at the side of the road</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 11:52:53 +0000</pubDate>
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			<title>Christmas</title>
			<link>http://www.maxim.co.uk/inbox/jokes/8023/christmas.html</link>
			<description>Just before Christmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and Santa Claus...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jan 2008 16:53:42 +0000</pubDate>
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			<title>Voices</title>
			<link>http://www.maxim.co.uk/inbox/jokes/8024/voices.html</link>
			<description>A man went into a bar after work and ordered a beer</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jan 2008 16:53:12 +0000</pubDate>
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			<title>Mugged</title>
			<link>http://www.maxim.co.uk/inbox/jokes/7087/mugged.html</link>
			<description>A turtle was walking down an alley in New York when he was mugged by a gang of snails</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 29 Oct 2007 10:48:31 +0000</pubDate>
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			<title>Taking A Leak</title>
			<link>http://www.maxim.co.uk/inbox/jokes/7086/taking_a_leak.html</link>
			<description>An American tourist in London was desperate to take a leak.</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 29 Oct 2007 10:48:15 +0000</pubDate>
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			<title>Robot Secretary</title>
			<link>http://www.maxim.co.uk/inbox/jokes/7085/robot_secretary.html</link>
			<description>Two friends meet in the office of one of them, a notorious techo-geek.</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 29 Oct 2007 10:47:44 +0000</pubDate>
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			<title>Blondes &#038; Flowers</title>
			<link>http://www.maxim.co.uk/inbox/jokes/7084/blondes_flowers.html</link>
			<description>A blonde and a brunette are walking past a flower shop</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 05 Oct 2007 16:55:34 +0000</pubDate>
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			<title>Just Desserts</title>
			<link>http://www.maxim.co.uk/inbox/jokes/7083/just_desserts.html</link>
			<description>Two doctors and an Health Insurance manager die and line up together at the Pearly Gates</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 05 Oct 2007 16:51:37 +0000</pubDate>
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			<title>A Dog&apos;s Life</title>
			<link>http://www.maxim.co.uk/inbox/jokes/7082/a_dogs_life.html</link>
			<description>A poodle and a collie were walking down the street...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 05 Oct 2007 16:48:45 +0000</pubDate>
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			<title>Breaking It Gently</title>
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			<description>Six guys are playing poker...</description>
			<pubDate>Fri, 05 Oct 2007 16:32:13 +0000</pubDate>
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			<title>Samples For The Doctor</title>
			<link>http://www.maxim.co.uk/inbox/jokes/6904/samples_for_the_doctor.html</link>
			<description>A man goes to his doctor for an annual check up.</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jul 2007 11:55:48 +0000</pubDate>
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			<title>Never Forget</title>
			<link>http://www.maxim.co.uk/inbox/jokes/7080/never_forget.html</link>
			<description>A well dressed, debonair man in his mid-nineties enters an upscale cocktail lounge...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jul 2007 11:55:48 +0000</pubDate>
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			<title>Hearing Aid</title>
			<link>http://www.maxim.co.uk/inbox/jokes/7079/hearing_aid.html</link>
			<description>Having lost most of his hearing a number of years ago...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jul 2007 11:55:37 +0000</pubDate>
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			<title>Black Balls</title>
			<link>http://www.maxim.co.uk/inbox/jokes/6903/black_balls.html</link>
			<description>A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose...</description>
			<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jul 2007 11:50:04 +0000</pubDate>
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			<title>Nuts</title>
			<link>http://www.maxim.co.uk/inbox/jokes/6386/nuts.html</link>
			<description>An elderly couple had a parlor in which they kept a couple of food bins.</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 31 May 2007 16:18:56 +0000</pubDate>
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			<title>Cheeky Monkey</title>
			<link>http://www.maxim.co.uk/inbox/jokes/6385/cheeky_monkey.html</link>
			<description>A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed.</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 31 May 2007 16:18:48 +0000</pubDate>
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			<title>Childish Wit</title>
			<link>http://www.maxim.co.uk/inbox/jokes/6383/childish_wit.html</link>
			<description>The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was tryingto persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2007 11:51:01 +0000</pubDate>
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			<title>Constipation</title>
			<link>http://www.maxim.co.uk/inbox/jokes/6382/constipation.html</link>
			<description>A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, &#039;Doc, I&#039;m constipated.&#039;</description>
			<pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2007 11:50:55 +0000</pubDate>
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