http://www.maxim.co.uk/features/top-tens/ The latest Top Tens from Maxim Magazine UK en-GB Fri, 19 Mar 2010 15:18:04 +0000 Fri, 19 Mar 2010 15:18:04 +0000 webmaster.maxim@dennis.co.uk webmaster.maxim@dennis.co.uk http://www.maxim.co.uk/features/top-tens/20521/top_ten_toughest_movie_gangs.html From Arnie's Predator troops to the Young Guns bratpack, we run down the ten coolest 'dream teams' of movie tough guys Wed, 17 Mar 2010 17:19:19 +0000 http://www.maxim.co.uk/features/top-tens/20506/top_ten_war_films.html We love a War Film here at Maxim. So much so we had a full-scale punch-up just to settle on our Top Ten war films ever . . . Tue, 16 Mar 2010 15:02:56 +0000 http://www.maxim.co.uk/features/top-tens/19396/top_ten_things_we_dont_want_for_christmas.html Yeah, all these ten. And any threads by Nanny State. An au pair in a gas mask, how stupid is that? Tue, 09 Mar 2010 13:18:02 +0000 http://www.maxim.co.uk/features/top-tens/18520/top_ten_most_memorable_african_football_legends.html They may not have won the World Cup as yet, but these boys have made sure as a footballing continent, Africa is well and truly on the map... Tue, 09 Mar 2010 13:17:29 +0000 http://www.maxim.co.uk/features/top-tens/19927/top_ten_aliens_living_among_us.html Apparently, if aliens exist at all then the likelihood is they’re going to be, wait for it… just like us! Which got us thinking… Tue, 09 Mar 2010 13:17:13 +0000 http://www.maxim.co.uk/features/top-tens/20026/top_ten_pissedoff_small_people.html Vertically challenged people are prone to "excessive narkiness", an "uncalled-for amount of sideways glances" and "being pricks". We pick ten of the most notorious, starting with this week's angriest munchkin, Mr Gary "Whatchoo Talkin' Bout Willis" Coleman... Tue, 09 Mar 2010 13:16:42 +0000 http://www.maxim.co.uk/features/top-tens/20224/top_ten_pathetic_phobias.html We’ve all heard of arachnophobia (fear of spiders) acrophobia (heights) and pteromerhanophobia (flying) but have you heard the one about the man who has an eternal fear for… otters? Imagine what a dick you have to be to get these... Tue, 09 Mar 2010 13:16:24 +0000 http://www.maxim.co.uk/features/top-tens/20395/top_ten_things_you_refer_to_using_just_one_name.html Some things in life are afforded the privilege of just having a one-word calling card. Why not celebrate them... Tue, 09 Mar 2010 13:16:05 +0000 http://www.maxim.co.uk/features/top-tens/20371/the_10_most_annoying_facebookers.html Facebook is a decent way to stay in touch with yer pals. Unfortunately, it's also a hive for the bored, the lonely and the plain moronic. Let us introduce you to the most contemptible types of Facebook Jellyhead... Fri, 05 Mar 2010 15:06:03 +0000 http://www.maxim.co.uk/features/top-tens/20209/top_nine_unwanted_dinner_guests.html People you definitely don’t want round for dinner. With their track records, there might not be a need for pudding… Fri, 19 Feb 2010 16:21:03 +0000 http://www.maxim.co.uk/features/top-tens/19987/top_10_animal_photobombs.html Furry critters gatecrash your portrait for a photo you'll never forget. Funny gallery includes dirty dogs and copulating cats! Wed, 03 Feb 2010 12:02:44 +0000 http://www.maxim.co.uk/features/top-tens/19939/top_10_shocking_manga_subtitle_disasters.html Japanese cartoons may have a habit of being pervy but surely, these things were never meant to be said! (Unintentionally 18+) Wed, 27 Jan 2010 17:34:59 +0000 http://www.maxim.co.uk/features/top-tens/19942/top_10_vinnie_jones_films_you_must_see_before_you_die.html The Celeb Big Brother 'king' has starred in 50 films in his snarly acting career. Maxim uncovers some gems Wed, 27 Jan 2010 14:48:57 +0000 http://www.maxim.co.uk/features/top-tens/19912/road_to_africa.html There will be ten stadiums used for the 2010 South Africa World Cup. Some are purpose built for the event while others are existing football grounds that have undergone major renovation to make sure they are in tip-top shape for the games. South Africa is a huge country and many of the grounds are great distances apart – Green Point, for example, is over 1,200km from Peter Mokaba –but transport connections have been upgraded and all the stadiums are in or near major cities. Mon, 25 Jan 2010 11:36:58 +0000 http://www.maxim.co.uk/features/top-tens/19762/top_ten_most_obscure_and_possibly_pointless_stephen_baldwin_films.html The star of some 80 movies and TV shows, welcome to the irresistible CV of Celeb Big Brother superstar Stephen Baldwin... Wed, 13 Jan 2010 16:47:14 +0000 http://www.maxim.co.uk/features/top-tens/19627/top_ten_fims_of_the_decade.html The years 2000 to 2009 produced some cinematic gems. From low key independents to big name extravaganzas, some absolute classics were released. This is our choice of the ten best films of the decade. What's yours? Mon, 21 Dec 2009 11:16:07 +0000 http://www.maxim.co.uk/features/top-tens/19534/top_ten_movie_stoners.html The stoner has a long and noble heritage in the world of movies. We kick back, suck a bowl and say 'w'huh?' to our all-time favourite dudes. Mon, 14 Dec 2009 10:30:07 +0000 http://www.maxim.co.uk/features/top-tens/19462/top_ten_evil_movie_kids.html Kids. Love them or loathe them you'd be a fool not to fear them. As Lord of the Flies so accurately nailed: left to their own devices children are pure evil. Just look at this horrible mob . . . Thu, 10 Dec 2009 12:22:33 +0000 http://www.maxim.co.uk/features/top-tens/19414/top_10_spray_tan_disasters.html Why risk cancer? Simply shake a can, push the nozzle and Bob's your favourite uncle. Orange heaven! Tue, 01 Dec 2009 13:23:06 +0000 http://www.maxim.co.uk/features/top-tens/19342/top_10_female_shapeshifters.html Thin, big, wobbly, muscley - Maxim pays tribute to the greatest serial weight fluctuators in the female world, and we LOVE them all, whatever the weather Wed, 25 Nov 2009 16:40:06 +0000 http://www.maxim.co.uk/features/top-tens/19135/brunos_top_10_celebrities.html Austria's camp fashionista Bruno EXCLUSIVELY reveals his fave icons in the world of celebrity. Meanwhile, we track down a pic of Madonna's crotch... Tue, 10 Nov 2009 11:23:53 +0000