http://www.maxim.co.uk/features/top-tens/ The latest Top Tens from Maxim Magazine UK en-GB Sat, 21 Nov 2009 11:22:00 +0000 Sat, 21 Nov 2009 11:22:00 +0000 webmaster.maxim@dennis.co.uk webmaster.maxim@dennis.co.uk http://www.maxim.co.uk/features/top-tens/19135/brunos_top_10_celebrities.html Austria's camp fashionista Bruno EXCLUSIVELY reveals his fave icons in the world of celebrity. Meanwhile, we track down a pic of Madonna's crotch... Tue, 10 Nov 2009 11:23:53 +0000 http://www.maxim.co.uk/features/top-tens/18847/top_ten_mental_chatshow_interviews.html From George Best sloshed to Brigitte Nielsen attacking David Baddiel with a cake... The most outrageous chatshow interviews ever! Wed, 21 Oct 2009 17:57:52 +0100 http://www.maxim.co.uk/features/top-tens/18832/top_ten_evil_doctors.html Yes, there are good doctors: children's author Dr Seuss, 70s basketball legend Dr J and the various Dr Whos all spring to mind. But as the twisted toff Dr Edward Erin, convicted last week of trying to induce an abortion by drugging his girlfriend, proves, many Doctors are just plain evil. Wed, 21 Oct 2009 10:17:25 +0100 http://www.maxim.co.uk/features/top-tens/18718/top_ten_shtty_dinners.html Even the vastest array of condiments ain't gonna save this lot. Could we have a word with the chef, please? Tue, 13 Oct 2009 15:00:44 +0100 http://www.maxim.co.uk/features/top-tens/18691/my_first_crushes.html The top 10 of sexy women who you lusted after when you were in little shorts. Add your own crushes in the 'comments' below! Mon, 12 Oct 2009 15:35:39 +0100 http://www.maxim.co.uk/features/top-tens/17932/top_ten_heist_masks.html If we were to do any form of grand larceny it would have to be a bank heist. They're just cool, aren't they? We wouldn't want to hurt anyone. We'd just like to do it in style. Masks, then, are essential. Sun, 11 Oct 2009 00:26:41 +0100 http://www.maxim.co.uk/features/top-tens/18526/men_turning_into_women.html At the current rate of change men and women will (apart from the obvious biological differences) be exactly the same in seven years time. The way they act and speak, their concerns, the things that interest them, what they eat and drink – all will be as one. Now, some people might say that is a good thing. We’re not those people. We are the sort of people who see that as a bland, androgynous Hell. We don’t fear this Hell; we’re bored by the idea of it. It’s the differences between men and women that make everything work. If women want to hang out with women, they can. If they want feminised men, there are many men who already fill these shoes. For the rest of us, we’d like to carry on being men. With all our weaknesses, hang-ups, failings, faults and obsessions. We’d like men to resist this blanding out of their very essence. To help, we’ve come up with a list of Ten Danger Signs that set out how far the rot has already set in. Mark them well, and resist. Man the fuck up. Fri, 02 Oct 2009 09:06:43 +0100 http://www.maxim.co.uk/features/top-tens/18520/top_ten_most_memorable.html They may not have won the World Cup as yet, but these boys have made sure as a footballing continent, Africa is well and truly on the map... Wed, 30 Sep 2009 10:25:40 +0100 http://www.maxim.co.uk/features/top-tens/18409/the_wire_series_1.html It's been universally hailed as the greatest TV show ever, and we are not going to disagree. As a taster, here are our Top Ten characters from the first series. Mon, 21 Sep 2009 16:59:44 +0100 http://www.maxim.co.uk/features/top-tens/18346/unlikely_celebrity_honeys.html We're open-minded here at Maxim, as this round-up of unlikely CILFs revealed. Why not add your secret crushes to the list. Go on - you're among friends Thu, 17 Sep 2009 11:50:50 +0100 http://www.maxim.co.uk/features/top-tens/18304/top_ten_movie_drunks.html We all like a drink. And so do these heroes from the silver screen - pull up a stool and join us in a round to celebrate the movie dipso. Wed, 16 Sep 2009 09:43:27 +0100 http://www.maxim.co.uk/features/top-tens/18238/top_ten_80s_action_movie_power_ballads.html After watching 90-minutes of pumped-up baddie face-spiking, there's only one thing you need: romantic soft rock to calm the nerves Thu, 10 Sep 2009 16:20:50 +0100 http://www.maxim.co.uk/features/top-tens/18223/top_ten_gay_robots.html If our mechanical compadres can think, then they can sure as hell "bend". All androids of a "dicky" persuasion say 'ayyyyeeeeeee!' Wed, 09 Sep 2009 16:27:28 +0100 http://www.maxim.co.uk/features/top-tens/18145/top_ten_fictional_music_acts.html Ten brilliant, chart-busting rock and pop acts. And they're not even real. Dammit! Tue, 08 Sep 2009 12:54:40 +0100 http://www.maxim.co.uk/features/top-tens/18100/top_ten_alternative.html Just an idea telly people, but wouldn't it be good if the proposed Live Prime Ministerial Debate thing was hosted by one of this lot? Then we'd deffo tune in... Thu, 03 Sep 2009 13:12:56 +0100 http://www.maxim.co.uk/features/top-tens/18001/sporting_dummies.html They are ludicrous muppets supposed to jolly the crowd. Here are our favourite cuddly sports cheerleaders - Homer not lncluded Thu, 27 Aug 2009 12:27:32 +0100 http://www.maxim.co.uk/features/top-tens/18007/top_ten_puppets_with_mental_health_problems.html Puppets are sinister f*cks. Everyone knows that. Here we name some of the more notorious… Tue, 25 Aug 2009 14:01:56 +0100 http://www.maxim.co.uk/features/top-tens/17959/top_10_footballers_who_look_like_ugly_women.html On the pitch, they're heroes. But squint closer and they become regrettable pulls on Bognor pier... Mon, 24 Aug 2009 17:24:52 +0100 http://www.maxim.co.uk/features/top-tens/17953/top_10_sports_women_who_could_be_male.html When South Africa's Caster Semenya sprinted to 800m glory in the World Championships, she was the subject of a gender test. Maybe they should've whipped the pants off this lot too! Fri, 21 Aug 2009 12:52:45 +0100 http://www.maxim.co.uk/features/top-tens/17422/top_ten_rockstar_strops_on_camera.html It's a pressure cooker lifestyle, this rockstar lark. Revel in these sweary explosions of musical anger Mon, 17 Aug 2009 16:00:53 +0100 http://www.maxim.co.uk/features/top-tens/17863/top_ten_bits_of_aircraft_art.html If we had a plane and we were taking to the skies, we'd want it decorated like these. They're like tattoos and Harleys. But loads, loads better. Mon, 17 Aug 2009 12:47:21 +0100