http://www.maxim.co.uk/features/top-tens/ The latest Top Tens from Maxim Magazine UK en-GB Fri, 10 Feb 2012 08:55:50 +0000 Fri, 10 Feb 2012 08:55:50 +0000 webmaster.maxim@dennis.co.uk webmaster.maxim@dennis.co.uk http://www.maxim.co.uk/features/top-tens/20395/top_ten_things_you_refer_to_using_just_one_name.html Some things in life are afforded the privilege of just having a one-word calling card. Why not celebrate them... Tue, 03 Jan 2012 15:39:33 +0000 http://www.maxim.co.uk/features/top-tens/27310/facebook_phoneys.html Some people on "Facey" have such piss-thin facades, surely they know us cynics can see through them? We identify ten of the culprits below for those without the required focal attributes... Wed, 23 Nov 2011 10:39:47 +0000 http://www.maxim.co.uk/features/top-tens/27256/top_ten_hollywood_dog_outfits.html Dogs lead a merry life and it's made even better when they're donning these mad costumes. Which dude's got your vote. We can't stop admiring Teen Wolf. Thu, 17 Nov 2011 14:58:24 +0000 http://www.maxim.co.uk/features/top-tens/20026/top_eleven_pissedoff_small_people.html Vertically challenged people are prone to "excessive narkiness", an "uncalled-for amount of sideways glances" and "being pricks". We pick ten of the most notorious, starting with this week's angriest munchkin, Mr Gary "Whatchoo Talkin' Bout Willis" Coleman... Fri, 24 Jun 2011 19:28:15 +0100 http://www.maxim.co.uk/features/top-tens/25423/top_ten_serial_killer_nicknames.html Okay, so they did dastardly deeds, but they didn't half have CRACKING NAMES! We expand upon some of our favourites... Fri, 06 May 2011 12:22:51 +0100 http://www.maxim.co.uk/features/top-tens/22081/top_earning_adult_stars.html Jenna Jameson. Jesse Jane. Asia Carrera. The list goes on. The adult film industry has become a hive of hard working professionals in recent years, as our chart of the most productive, lucrative careers, shows! Tue, 19 Apr 2011 14:25:04 +0100 http://www.maxim.co.uk/features/top-tens/24529/top_ten_premature_sackings.html What with Andy Gray and Richard Keys getting caught on camera acting like hairy, overweight, misogynist dinosaurs and their subsequent departures from Sky Sports, Maxim takes a look at other TV faces whose on-air tirades and behind-the-scenes antics have resulted in premature P45s… Fri, 28 Jan 2011 17:13:43 +0000 http://www.maxim.co.uk/features/top-tens/24418/most_intimidating_english_football_club_nicknames.html Back in the day, when teams from around the country knew little of one another, the coach ride probably took on a different tone if the Hammers or the Vikings laid in wait... Wed, 19 Jan 2011 11:12:08 +0000 http://www.maxim.co.uk/features/top-tens/23848/least_intimidating_english_football_nicknames.html Back in the day, when teams from around the country knew little of one another, we can only imagine how tormenting the carriage journey to play the Canaries or the Minstermen could have been... Wed, 19 Jan 2011 10:25:21 +0000 http://www.maxim.co.uk/features/top-tens/20209/top_nine_unwanted_dinner_guests.html People you definitely don’t want round for dinner. With their track records, there might not be a need for pudding… Wed, 19 Jan 2011 10:15:46 +0000 http://www.maxim.co.uk/features/top-tens/19396/top_ten_things_we_dont_want_for_christmas.html Yeah, all these ten. And any threads by Nanny State. An au pair in a gas mask, how stupid is that? Wed, 19 Jan 2011 10:15:44 +0000 http://www.maxim.co.uk/features/top-tens/23593/top_ten_vietnam_helmet_graffiti.html Scribbled slogans on Vietnam headgear sum up that rancid place in time rather succintly. Hell doth suck. Wed, 19 Jan 2011 10:15:40 +0000 http://www.maxim.co.uk/features/top-tens/23656/top_20_lego_album_cover_art.html Some people have a lot of time on their hands. And some people do worthwhile things: like making their favourite album covers out of Lego. We like these sorts of people. Wed, 19 Jan 2011 10:15:40 +0000 http://www.maxim.co.uk/features/top-tens/23746/top_ten_people_whose_legs_dont_work.html Just so ya know, Heather McCartney, Ian Dury and Euro '96 Gareth Southgate all made the bench. Wed, 19 Jan 2011 10:15:38 +0000 http://www.maxim.co.uk/features/top-tens/23764/top_ten_1970s_tv_detectives.html It was a big decade with big crime and big crime busting. We pick our Top Ten TV Detectives from the 1970s. Who loves ya baby? Wed, 19 Jan 2011 10:15:36 +0000 http://www.maxim.co.uk/features/top-tens/22477/top_ten_alternative_english_dignitaries.html Apart from reassuring us that Sepp Blatter is the most corrupt man in football and re-igniting feelings of national embarrassment and failure, the World Cup host bid draw thing also taught us one more important lesson... Wed, 19 Jan 2011 10:15:35 +0000 http://www.maxim.co.uk/features/top-tens/22894/top_ten_sinister_limps.html Fact: People that limp are more sinister than your average bipedallist. Don't believe us: then please read on. Wed, 19 Jan 2011 10:15:33 +0000 http://www.maxim.co.uk/features/top-tens/18223/top_ten_gay_robots.html If our mechanical compadres can think, then they can sure as hell "bend". All androids of a "dicky" persuasion say 'ayyyyeeeeeee!' Wed, 19 Jan 2011 10:15:31 +0000 http://www.maxim.co.uk/features/top-tens/18238/top_ten_80s_action_movie_power_ballads.html After watching 90-minutes of pumped-up baddie face-spiking, there's only one thing you need: romantic soft rock to calm the nerves Wed, 19 Jan 2011 10:15:30 +0000 http://www.maxim.co.uk/features/top-tens/19927/top_ten_aliens_living_among_us.html Apparently, if aliens exist at all then the likelihood is they’re going to be, wait for it… just like us! Which got us thinking… Tue, 26 Oct 2010 15:36:09 +0100 http://www.maxim.co.uk/features/top-tens/23350/top_ten_political_thrillers.html This month sees the release of Carlos, an epic biography of the notorious international terrorist Carlos the Jackal, delivering thrills and poltical spills in equal measure. With this in mind, we look down ten of the most exciting political thrillers ever.... Fri, 22 Oct 2010 16:03:39 +0100