The Clitoris: A User's Guide

OK, here's how to find it - it's at the top of the lips, under the folds. It's a small, pea-shaped bump - though size and shape may vary.

All women have sensitive clits, but this can vary. Some women can barely be touched there at all, so check with her first.

For the love of God, if you still can't find it, then ask! Otherwise, when she dumps you (which she almost certainly will) you'll be known as the bloke who couldn't find it with a microscope. She'll happily show you if it means she gets her rocks off!

Some (brave) girls pierce their clit. It apparently makes sex amazing for her, but does require her to have a metal hoop shoved through it. Ouch!

Women can actually get hard-ons. The clit is the lady alternative of your cock, so when she gets excited it fills with blood and swells up. Go on - have a look!

More women come through clitoral stimulation than penetration. In other words, find it and she'll come more. Which makes you look ace!

Buy a small vibrator and use this on her clit. Keep the speed low and be gentle. If she likes you doing this, you've just hit the jackpot.

Getting your mouth around her clit is essential to oral sex - if you're just lapping at the opening, you're officially rubbish. Flick lightly with your tongue, or nibble very gently with your lips.

Before sex, try rubbing your penis on her clit for a few seconds, and then plunge it in. She'll get the best of both worlds. The greedy little minx.

Never head straight for it. She needs a little bit of excitement first, even if it's just a really long, passionate snog.

While giving her oral, blow on it ever so gently.

You can even sing to it to get some vibrations in the mix.

Play with her clit during sex to give her a massive orgasm. The best way is doggy style, so while you're inside her you can reach round. Don't miss and start poking her belly button. That'll put her off.

If she finds it hard to get aroused down there, buy some clitoral stimulating gel, which will really get the blood pumping!

Using a shower head on it'll send her wild (check water temperature first).

When going down on her, some women love it when you, erm, spit on their clit - but always check first! Gobbing on her with no warning may make her cry.

She's not your PS3 controller - the pressure on her clitoris should be incredibly light. Push too hard and she'll scream in a very bad way.

If she's sensitive down there, it's best to start working around it with your tongue and fingers before trying the odd light touch when she's properly up and running.

Ask her to show you in a mirror how she likes her clit to be touched. We hate to break it to you like this, but she touches it when you're not there.

Don't concentrate on the clit for more than 10 seconds at a time, and then vary it by putting a finger inside her or kissing her thigh, before returning to it. She'll probably find it too intense for long periods.

If you're using ice down there, be very careful not to hold it against her clit for too long. It's sort of like a block of ice being held against your exposed cock tip. Ow!

One surefire way to make her come with oral, especially once she's close, is to do gentle circling motions with your tongue.