Girls' Bedroom Secrets

Porn

Do you mind your man looking at porn?
Katie: No, it doesn’t bother me at all – it’s natural, isn’t it?
Megan: I agree. I don’t mind him watching it because we can get some ideas from it!
K: I think it’s better for blokes to look at porn than cheat on you.

Do you have your own supply, or do you sneak a peek at his?
M: I don’t buy it myself – I could never go into a shop or anything. He always buys the DVDs and then we watch them together.
K: I don’t have my own supply and I don’t think I ever would.

Seen any celebs hard at it?
K: I saw One Night In Paris. I thought it was funny – but a bit cringeworthy too.
M: Ooh, I want to see the Paris Hilton one! But I’d feel like a perv, so I haven’t watched it. You don’t want to see someone famous having sex – but then you do really!

Would you want to be a porn star for a day?
K: I don’t think I’d like to be in one – or I’d let someone else do all the really dirty, bad stuff. Maybe I could be the director?
M: Oh, I don’t mind being in front of the lens! I really like dressing up and I love playing ‘naughty nurse’, so that would be my saucy plot. Or there could be a naughty man and I get to lock him up and have my wicked way!
K: Megan! You’re making me blush!

Porn is full of tricky moves, what’s the hardest you’ve tried?
M: I don’t think I’ve really got into many difficult positions, but the one I don’t like is when your legs get thrown back over your head. It makes me feel vulnerable and it can be uncomfortable – but I guess guys like it because it’s a deep one!
K: Nothing too strenuous – I think I broke a nail once. It’s the ones that take strength to do that are hardest, as I’d probably fall over. Ones like ‘the wheelbarrow’, where you have to hold yourself up on your arms.

Why is porn such a turn on?
K: It’s the thrill of watching something so naughty, and that’s what people get off on.
M: I think it’s because the people in it know that total strangers are going to be watching them do it. And people just like to see people having sex, don’t they?
K: Yeah – I think watching other people having sex is quite exciting!

Have you ever tried role-play? Do you think you could use it as a porn-film plot?
K: I suppose… I really like a man in a suit, someone like a professional businessman. Maybe he could be the boss in it?
M: I think I’d like a love story, where a doctor seduces his patient – but male porn stars are always ugly! The women are often hot but they just cast the men with the biggest willy – even if they’ve got a hairy moustache.
K: That is 100 per cent true. You’d think they could find men with looks and size?

Lady porn stars are always bald down below – but what’s your preference?
K: Neat and tidy like my wardrobe at home – then you can find everything!
M: I think a Brazilian looks nice but it’s definitely easier to be completely bald. And guys like it, don’t they?
K: Yeah – because you look like a porn star!

And finally, what would be your porn name?
K: Like your first pet’s name and the road you live on? Mine would be Darcy Foxtrot!
M: Ha ha! I’m Bubbles Foster! Oh dear!