Bedroom Secrets

Oral Sex!

Do you prefer to give or receive oral sex?
Carrie: If I’m honest with you, I prefer to give rather than take. After the first five minutes of a man licking away, I get bored. At first I enjoy the tingly sensations and I’m, like, ‘Oh my God!’ But after a while I’m, like, ‘Bored now!’
Gemma: I’m similar: it’s a turn on for him to play about, but after a while it gets really dull.
C: Some people say, ‘It’s because your guy isn’t doing it right,’ but that’s not it – I want to get involved, not just lie there.
G: Yeah, you get restless. But I do like a man going down on me – it’s nice and relaxing. I suppose it depends what mood I’m in.
C: I can take or leave someone doing it to me. But if I’m having it done to me, I’d rather it was dirty – like me sitting on his face. But, then again, I always get really wet, so it’s not really the ideal position!

Do you ever feel self-conscious about blokes going down on you?
C: Not in general. I’m quite hygienic, so there’s nothing to worry about – and I have an ‘innie’. Boys like ‘innies’ better than ‘outies’.
G: You know, there’s a saying: ‘A peach is better than a kebab…’

Kebab? Peach? What are you talking about?
C: When it’s all… hanging out!
G: Yeah, if they go down and see you’ve got an ‘outie’, they’re probably thinking ‘Euurrrrrgh!’(Pulls a repulsed face and laughs). I keep mine completely hairless, as well. I think men much prefer it to be smooth.
C: Me too! I’m completely bald down there. Girls make such an effort to keep themselves well presented – but if you look at dicks, what’s so pretty about them? They’re full of veins and aren’t attractive at all!

Does that put you off giving blowjobs, then?
C: Not at all. I enjoy the performance.
G: Yeah, I do this thing where I look up into his eyes when it’s in my mouth.
C: The guy isn’t just happy you’re giving him a blowjob – he likes seeing you really go for it and enjoying the deep throat sensation.

Can women actually do deep throat?
C: Yes, they can! But you mustn’t gag.
G: Yeah, when it gets to the tonsils, there’s this thing that you have to do. Sometimes I can do it and sometimes I can’t. It’s this thing where you do this… (Does swallowing motion with her mouth wide open, while moving her jaw back and forth!)
C: You need to put the dick to the side of your mouth before it gets to the back of the throat – you normally get a lot more in that way.
G: But if it goes straight to the back, you gag…

What if he’s trying to push it in too far?
C: Sometimes I’ll use my tongue and lick the end while it’s halfway into my mouth, so they keep it just there…
G: Yeah, me too! But I think for girls to be good at something like that, it’s not because they’ve had loads of practice – it’s simply because they’re enjoying it.
C: If you don’t like doing it, then don’t do it, because you’ll be shit. You have to be enjoying it for it to work.
G: You sound like you enjoy it, and I know I enjoy it, so over all – or over oral – ha ha! Did you see what I did there?
C: Ha ha! Yes, oral!
G: Yes, over all, oral sex is great, and giving it is even better. We can’t get enough of it!
C: Agreed!