Club Confessions

Oceana - Kingston

Sian, 18, Ham

BENCH PRESS!
‘The rudest place I’ve had sex is on a bench in Kingston. We’d been out to a club, and afterwards my friends walked one way and me and my boyfriend walked the other. We sat on a bench, and one thing led to another! It was summer so it was quite hot, and the clubs were closing so there were plenty of people who could have caught us. I was on top. It was naughty – and much more exciting than going home! It felt good that we got away with it. The funniest thing is that the bench is right in the middle of where everybody goes in the summertime. Every time I walk past it, it makes me smile!’

Harriet, 20, Kingston

CAUGHT BY MY MUM!
‘I was out one night in Kingston and ended up going home with an ex-boyfriend. The next morning, my mum knocked on my bedroom door, but instead of waiting she was, like, “Harriet, hi…” and walked in. She saw me riding around on top of him, and I just started laughing! I was like, “Thanks for knocking, mum!” I think she was more embarrassed than I was.’

Briony, 19, Wimbledon

THREE IN A SHED
‘I was at my fit friend’s 18th birthday party and we were both feeling really horny. We wanted to make a bit of fun for ourselves, and we saw this sexy guy who was looking a bit miserable, so we decided to cheer him up. We went down to the shed at the bottom of the garden and we both gave him head, and then things went from there. It was really horny!’

Felicity, 19, Richmond

SEX OUTSIDE A POLICE STATION!
‘I’d been flirting with a guy in a club, and he said, “Do you want to leave?” So we left the club, went down an alley and had sex against a fire escape. At the time we thought it was secluded, but the next day I walked past it and saw it was right outside a police station! Imagine if we’d been caught!’

Laura, 21, Twickenham

FELL DOWN A HOLE!
‘My boyfriend and I went for a drive to the park. We started getting a bit frisky inside the car, but I felt like doing it outdoors. When I stepped out of the car, I fell down a hole and sprained my ankle! I got back in and we tried to have sex in the car again, but my ankle hurt too much and we had to go home! My tip is just have sex in the car, in case you fall down a hole!’

Chloe, 18, Chessington

SEX ON THE BEACH!
‘My boyfriend and I were at a party in Brighton. It was boring, so we went for a little stroll. We hadn’t planned anything, but we saw a little spot between the beach huts and thought we might as well do it! We didn’t get caught, but we could hear people walking past and I’m sure they heard us too. We went back to the party and pretended nothing had happened!’