Club Confessions

The Glasshouse at Mission - Leeds

Charlie, 23, London

BUSTED BY MY HOUSEMATE!
‘Recently I went on a night out, met a guy I really liked, took him home and got busy with him on the sofa. A couple of days later my housemate said, “I assume you scored the other night?” I said, “Was it that obvious?” thinking she must have overheard us, as we were both pretty noisy. Then she said, “I found the evidence on the sofa.” We’d been really going for it, so we’d changed the condom halfway through – only the first one had slipped between the cushions on the seat, and we’d completely forgotten about it! I was so embarrassed.’

Bec, 26, Leeds

PICTURE THIS!
‘I’d been on holiday to Thailand with my boyfriend, and when we were making our way back home we found we had to wait half an hour for our final train. We were standing next to a photo booth, so we went in and had some fun with the curtain closed! I sat on top with him behind! There were people waiting outside with their suitcases, so it was exciting!’

Laura, 20, Barnsley

BUS STOP BONK!
‘I was walking home from a club with a group of friends and my boyfriend, when we walked past a bus stop – so me and my fella decided to nip in! He shoved me against the glass and we started going at it. One of my friends came back to see where we were and caught us right in the act, but it was fun getting caught – and the thrill was so exciting that we got right back to it as soon as we got home!’

Lara, 21, York

ALL TIED UP!
‘After a long night out clubbing with mates we went home to chill out. Me and a girlfriend decided to give my boyfriend a little treat – we handcuffed him to the bed and started to do rude things in front of him. He was struggling because he couldn’t do anything, but we let him out and before long we were all enjoying the fun!’

Justine, 24, Barnsley

HIS MUM CAUGHT US!
‘It was Christmas, and I went to the pub with my fella and we got drunk. Then we went back to his parents’ house, but we were worried they’d hear us getting it on, so we nipped down to the basement and did it on the washing machine – and halfway through his mum walked in and caught us! Even worse, I was staying for Christmas dinner, so the next day was just awful!’

Lucie, 18, Wakefield

ACCESS ALL AREAS!
‘I once had sex in a nightclub with a guy who I knew enough to say hello to, but didn’t know that well. After drinking lots of champagne, I was queuing up for the toilet – and he followed me in. He sat on the toilet and I sat over him: it was in the VIP area, which is always nice and clean. The thought of getting caught was such a buzz! I’d definitely do it again!’

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