RICHARD'S STORY: I was reading your 'Little Black Book' with interest when who did I come across but my ex-girlfriend, Kerri, who I dated when she was just 16. I must admit I only dated her because all my mates fancied her, she was too skinny for me with no boobs.. Hmmm, wonder how come they look bigger now? We dated for a few months and although sex was nothing special, she did want it a hell of a lot. She also loved having her photo taken, although the pics I took she wears a lot less. I wonder how much I could get for those photos...

KERRI'S STORY: I went on three dates with him when I was 16. He was so immature. My boobs were a 'C' back then so they were probably bigger than most other girls that age, and yeah, since then I've had a boob job. After I stopped seeing him he'd constantly ring me and tell me he loved me. He turned up at my college drunk, stripped off naked, poured alcohol down his front and demanded that I shag him. He's only got two photos of me that he took at a club, he has no naked pictures of me, unless he drugged me. If he's got more photos then he should send them in to Maxim and prove it. I love the way he says he slept with me when I never even saw his willy.