Ay carumba! We really don't mind not understanding a word of the lingo. We're more than happy to watch Argentine TV all day long if Ursula Vargues, who graces the cover of Maxim Argentina, is anything to go by.

Whether it's Tres Padres Solteros or Los Pensionados (no, we haven't got a clue what they're about either), we don't care, as Ursula's heaving bosom features in both. Hardly a surprise to note that the buxon 28-year old lass features in Playboy, a copy of which we are just about to dash off to the newsagent to buy!