Who says we should all sit around in misery while Euro 2008 kicks off without England, Scotland et al? Not us, hell no! Scouring Europe for the hottest, fittest talent on the market, Maxim has assembled the greatest football team ever to set foot on the pitch. Brazil purveyors of sexy football? You should clap eyes on Maxim F.C. - and their amazing kit to match...!

Many thanks to Maxim Czech Republic for this fantastic shoot