How did it feel to win Page 3 Idol?

	I'm a bit different to the stereotype of a Page 3 girl. I'm not after going out with a footballer!

I was shocked! It still hasn’t really sunk in. I’ve just gone with the flow. I was a bit giddy when I went on my first shoot after I’d won. I felt like I had more to live up to as the Page 3 Idol.

What are the responsibilities of the Page 3 Idol?

To have the best boobs in Britain!

How did you celebrate?

I had a shoot two days after I found out, so I couldn’t go on a mad one. But it was a great Christmas present.

What do you think it was that got you the votes?

Maybe it was because I’m a blonde: all the others in the competition were brunettes.

It wasn’t just that! You’ve got best breasts in the UK. Are you tempted to get them insured?

People keep asking me this, but how the hell do you get your boobs insured? I thought it was just a joke, but apparently Mariah Carey’s got her legs insured for some stupid amount of money, so maybe it can be done. What would happen?

I’d get money if something happened to one of them?

I don’t think that’s likely.

If you could have anyone else’s boobs, whose would you have?

That’s a tricky one.

Especially since yours are the best in the country…

Well, yeah! I don’t know whose I’d have. Maybe that means I think mine are best! Michelle Marsh has got good boobs, and Lucy Pinder. They’re obviously bigger boobs, but they’re good.

Have you ever won anything else in your life?

I don’t think I’ve ever won anything besides Page 3 Idol.

Not a bad start, then?

Yeah! I’d love to win the lottery. But then everyone does.

What were you doing before you took up modelling?

I was studying architecture! I’d kind of been thinking I wanted to stop anyway – it’s a seven-year degree, and I just didn’t like it that much.

You have to be really smart to be an architect, right?

Well, you have to be good at design, maths… things like that. I did physics, biology, chemistry and psychology at A-Level. I was always good at science and maths.

Beauty and brains, eh? Brilliant!

It does make me a bit different to the stereotype of a Page 3 girl. We’re not all just after going out with a footballer!

Were you a bit of a party girl when you were a student?

I was quite sensible at university, but I was a complete party animal at sixth-form college. I was out six nights a week, and was drunk in lessons! I really had fun.

What’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever dressed up as?

Actually, I’d never been to a fancy dress party until the other week. I just went as me! I didn’t get dressed up, but it was supposed to be a caveman/cavegirl theme. Jodie Marsh was there, and for some reason she was wearing a knicker-and-bra set with a big top hat and a veil. I just thought, ‘What a strange outfit.’ She was uglier in real life than in pictures. Not that I’m being bitchy!

Of course not! Are you excited to be on the cover of Maxim?

Yeah, it’s great! I had really good fun on the shoot. Although they had me walking around in huge six-inch heels! I’ve never seen anything like them. I’m quite good at walking in heels, but this was another thing completely.

What’s your favourite part of your body?

My boobs! Do you need to ask? I’m actually quite self-conscious, but I’m confident about my boobs. People always ask me if they’re fake, and that really pisses me off.

Describe your favourite underwear.

I’ve got a really nice swimming costume: it’s all gold and strappy. I wore it on holiday in Jamaica. I always get a good response on the beach. Although I was sunbathing one time and when I looked up there were 15 blokes leaning out of a bar looking at me. Then one came over and said, ‘We’ve all put bets on: are your boobs real or fake?’

So where did you hit him?

Ha ha! No, I didn’t hit him. I just walked away. I don’t know why people think they’re not real. Some bloke wrote in to The Sun, saying, ‘My brother’s a plastic surgeon and he can see the line where your implants were placed.’ What a wanker! It really annoys me!

What’s your tried and tested technique for seducing a man?

I don’t pull them – they come to me! I’m a personality girl. I wouldn’t be with someone just because they’re rich or a footballer or something.

What are you like when you’re drunk?

I don’t know what I’m doing. I make a real show of myself. I’m generally embarrassing.

Describe yourself in one long sentence without taking a breath.

Slightly off my head, good fun, a good friend, loyal, high maintenance, a little bit bossy.

What’s the weirdest thing about yourself?

I’m quite obsessive-compulsive. I can’t do anything in threes. I notice if someone does something three times and I don’t like it. And my brain tells me to do weird things.

What, like stab someone?

No! Ha ha! Just things like when I’m waiting for the Tube – if one’s coming, I always think I’ve got to touch it as it goes past or I’ll have bad luck.

You’d probably have more bad luck with a Tube-severed arm than if you didn’t touch it at all.

Yeah, but it’s just a quick tap! I might only break a fingernail! Also, when I’m in a car I imagine myself being like a big ape, swinging from streetlight to streetlight. It’s very strange.

Yes, it is. Let’s move swiftly on. If you could be any film character ever, who would you be?

Lara Croft. I love Angelina Jolie anyway, but that outfit’s amazing.

How messy is your bedroom?

Very! When I was living at home I was very messy, but now I’ve got my own place I try to be more tidy. I’m an all-or-nothing person, so I’m either really messy or completely immaculate.

When was the last time you puked?

I went to stay at my cousin’s house. She’s four years younger than me, and she’s a student in London. We went to this party and I ended up being sick all over her room. She was dead grown up about it, and I was just sick everywhere! I’m sick quite a lot when I go out. I drink really fast, and I drink a lot.

What do you drink?

Everything! I like cocktails, but my main drink is Jack Daniel’s and Coke. White wine, champagne… after all that mixed up, it ends in disaster!

What’s next for you? Acting? Singing?

No way! As soon as modelling’s done, I don’t want to do anything that involves living in London. I like Manchester too much; I want to settle there.

What’s the least attractive quality a man can have?

Arrogance. I hate guys like that – that’s why I’m not into footballers. I wouldn’t give them the time of day!

If you could have a super-power, what would it be?