Blimey, you’re hot! Where did you suddenly spring from?

	I'd like to share a jacuzzi with Penelope Cruz, Jordan, Keeley and Lucy Pinder

I always wanted to do glamour modelling, but when I turned 16 the glamour age went up to 18. By the time I turned 18 I’d lost interest, but then I entered a modelling competition and it’s all gone from there!

Have you always had big boobs?

Not at all. I was a late developer – I had nothing at all when I was younger. That ‘Flat Eric’ song came out around then, so that’s what everyone called me!

You’re laughing now, though…

They just got bigger and bigger. I think they’re still growing!

Are big boobs practical in any way?

They’re good for holding a beer! If I’m in a club and I’ve got to hold a few drinks, I just shove one down my top!

Brilliant. Would you ever get your nipples pierced?

I did have my right nipple pierced, but I took it out. I had it done when I was 16 because my dad wouldn’t let me get my belly button pierced – it was kind of a revenge thing. He didn’t find out till a couple of weeks ago!

What’s the naughtiest thing you’ve ever done in public?

Had sex on the beach!

Did you get caught?

No – it was dark! Actually, there is another naughty thing I’ve done – to get my revenge on someone, I chucked a bag of dog poo on their balcony!

Rank. Did they find out?

No, they moved out the next day!

Who’s your favourite movie star?

Oh, Daniel Craig, definitely. Or Penelope Cruz. If I was a man, then I definitely would!

OK, you’re in a Jacuzzi with Penelope Cruz. Who else would you want in there?

Jordan, Keeley and Lucy Pinder.

Not a fan of blondes, then?

I didn’t think of that. Victoria Beckham would be cool, too.

Who’s got the most punchable face in Britain?

Shall I answer that? I don’t know… she’s quite famous. Oh, actually, that Big Brother girl, Grace. She’s well annoying.

Shoes are apparently quite important on blokes. Would you date a man who wears clogs?

No way!

Even if it was Daniel Craig?

That would never happen! Definitely no. Men have to have good shoes. If they don’t have good shoes, then that’s it.

And how can they improve in the bedroom?