What’s the best thing about having such large boobs?
Well, I get paid for having them! Which is definitely better than me paying for big boobs!
Did they pop up stupidly early?
No, I was totally flat chested until I was 16. Straight up and down with no boobs, then all of sudden – bosh! Everyone I went to school with must have thought I’d had a boob job when they saw me on Page 3!
Do they ever come in useful around the house?
Obviously they do for cleaning windows! Just kidding – though they can double up as pillows!
How do you like your boobs to be treated in the bedroom?
Blokes should bear in mind that they’re actually attached to me! I’m sure men wouldn’t like it if I pummelled their face!
What was the last item of underwear you bought?
It was a black satin bra with a cream lace trim from Topshop. Buying bras that look nice is a nightmare. For practical ones, though, it’s fine – Marks & Spencer help you right out!
What do you wear in bed?
Nothing. I get very uncomfortable. My room is always freezing cold, and I like to snuggle under the duvet. It’s nice to get into a cold bed then get all cosy.
Ever performed any bedroom roleplays?
I didn’t get to finish my drama A-level, so I’m not going to inflict that on people! Actually, I have tried it, but I get a bit giggly. It’s a bit cringey. When you dress up and play sexy for work, it doesn’t go hand in hand with real life.
What sort of bloke do you go for?
I go for funny-looking guys. I’m heartbroken that Simon Amstell is gay – he really does it for me. I go for the kooky look. I like Paul Kaye, too!
Really? Do you fancy girls as well?
I kind of fancy them – well, I certainly find them attractive, anyway! The idea of kissing one is sexy, but the reality doesn’t really do it for me.
What else do you find sexy?
Music makes me feel sexy. If it’s too silent, it makes me uneasy – though I don’t like anything too intrusive in the bedroom!
We’d like to paint your entire body! What design would you like?
Ooh… Remember as a kid you used to have those things that span round and round, and you dropped paint in the middle and it splattered everywhere? I’d like my body splattered like that!
If you could change one thing from your past, what would it be?
Going to a Roman Catholic sixth form! It was horrible. They didn’t like me, and I didn’t like them. They put me in anger management, and I’m the least angry person you’ll ever meet! I left before they chucked me out for doing Page 3.
Did you have any nicknames?
All my friends call me Toad. My surname’s Todd, so everyone calls me Toad.
You’re our Inbox Girl – what’s the weirdest thing that’s landed in your inbox?
Dressed-up cats! Somebody I don’t know sends me these emails with cats dressed up as all different things!
Do you use smiley faces in texts?
No, no, no. Why would you do that? And ‘lol’? What’s that all about? Seriously, stop it.
MORE MAXIM GIRLS
Bookmark this post with: