There's something in the water in Lancashire. And we're not talking rats or condoms. No, we mean some kind of chemical that causes every woman (to the best of our knowledge) in the county to develop massive, massive boobs. Firstly Michelle Marsh, then Louise Cliffe - and now the hottest new model on the block, Rhian, is displaying gigantic bossoms so lovely they make us howl at the moon. They are fantastic. Far be it from us to keep this foxy specimen to ourselves - we kindly asked her if she'd show herself off. We think you'll agree: the girl has done Maxim proud...

What's the last model-type thing you got really excited about?

My calendar! I'd only been modelling for about two months, and I got offered the chance to make my own calendar! On the cover I'm on a carousel. It's a bit like the Jordan one.

Has she got the best boobs in the business?

No, I'd say Keeley has - though I've never touched them. I've touched a few people's, and I'm obsessed with fake boobs. Anyone who's got fake boobs, I'm like, 'Can I have a feel?!' I'll have to feel Keeley's next time!

Your boobs are ace, too. Did they just appear overnight?

Yeah, they did. I was off school with measles once, and I had absolutely none - and when I came back in, everyone was like, 'Where the hell did they come from?' They just suddenly appeared - everyone thought I'd been off having a boob job. But no - they're all mine!

What are the best and worst things about them?

The best thing is they get me lots of attention, and I'm an attention seeker. The worst thing is I can't often get bras that fit. And I can't run up the stairs easily, either!

Do you have a favourite word for them?

Melons! I just love referring to my boobs as my melons! I think that word's pretty funny.

Have you ever flashed your melons in public?

I flashed them on the Big One rollercoaster at Blackpool! I waited until I'd got to the bottom of the track and flashed them to the camera. I've still got the picture to prove it!

Who would you most like to do a sexy photoshoot with?

Lucy Pinder and Michelle Marsh would be good, but I think their boobs would outdo mine, and I'd just look dead small in the middle. Theirs are massive!

If you could form a Girls Aloud-style band, who'd be in it?

Keeley, Jennifer Ellison and Zoe McConnell.

Brilliant. What would your first video be like?

Ooh... We'd wear tiny little hot pants and tiny little tops and do a bit of sexy pole-dancing. It would be a cross between The Pussycat Dolls and Christina Aguilera - but we'd out-naughty them all!

Are you any good at pole-dancing?

I'm actually learning to podium dance at the moment. I'm doing it to keep in shape, but it could be used for other things too. If a special man asked me to perform a lapdance for him, I'd probably be up for that! Why not?

What type of guy do you go for? 

Tall and dark, like Darius Danesh or Johnny Depp - especially in Pirates Of The Caribbean. He has to have nice hips and a spot-free back, too. I'm not too fussy!

So how should this Darius lookalike chat you up?

Give me the eye a few times, but don't be shy - just come over. Don't be smooth talking; just a bit cocky will do me. I don't like someone who just stares. If I see someone I like, I go up to them!

Where's the most exciting place you've had sex?

On a balcony on holiday while people were watching! We were on the bottom floor, so everyone could see! I've done it in a local park, too - and a barn! It was raining , so we thought we'd go into this barn and keep dry, and one thing led to another. It was quite itchy, though!

Do you ever dress up in the bedroom?

I've dressed up a few times. I've got a French maid's outfit, a sexy bunny outfit and a little air-hostess one! The French maid one went down the best.

What else makes you horny?

Wine, the film Dirty Dancing and fit guys!

Can you give us some bedroom tips, please?

Don't be shy. If you think it's right, do it. If not, we'll tell you. I like a bit of rough and ready, so don't be too soft. Soft is nice for a little bit, but after that, you want it a bit rough and ready!

If you could have your body covered in anything, what would it be?

I love strawberries and cream - though there'd have to be a fit bloke around to lick it off me!

You've got a MySpace page - have you had any weird stalkers?

You get loads - girls as well as men. I get loads of girls telling me they want to start a webcam chat so they can start showing me things! People are always emailing me, saying things they want to do to me! It's quite rude!

On your MySpace profile you claim to worry about everything. What's worrying you today?