We put the lovely Louise Cliffe in a photographer's studio along with ultimate Brit pin-up Lucy Pinder. We rid them both of all their clothes, like you do, and then got them to spray champagne on each other's boobs. Gentlemen, for your enjoyment we present the two hottest brunettes on the planet. They're busty, beautiful and covered in bubbly. So grab a beer, put on a party hat and join the sexy celebrations.

Lucy, if you had to have a new brunette buddy to do shoots with, do you reckon Louise would be good?

Yeah, definitely - though she might be a bit too pretty! No, seriously, she was very good to work with and very sweet.

Do you feel protective of the new girls coming up? Do you try to look after them?

There are so many girls around nowadays, but there are a few that come along who are pretty hot - like Louise.

Louise, what makes brunettes so hot?

They're mysterious. You look at blondes and think they're fit, but when you get up close, they're not really, are they? I do think blondes are nice but everything's nicer about brunettes. They're more elegant.

Do you find Lucy attractive?

Well, if I was a man I'd go for her - or someone dark like myself. I'm my ideal woman, really.

Lucy, Louise is from the North. Was it a bit like having a brunette version of Michelle Marsh around for the day?

Actually it was a bit - she's from Manchester and lives quite near Michelle. It's reassuring to have a Northern accent around. I just have to close my eyesand think it's Marsh! What was the most fun bit of the shoot? A: It's always when we sit and have our make-up done and have a natter actually. That's good fun.

What makes brunettes so hot?

We just are. If I was a lesbian I'd definitely go for brunettes. It's just my personal preference.

Out of you and Louise, who's breasts are nicer?