We've seen far too little of you recently. Where have you been hiding?
I've actually spent the last five months working in America where I've Landed my own TV show. It all happened so fast. It's about an English witch who gets banished to America where she becomes an au pair to a family with three kids. It's basically a comedy for teenagers, but I really loved it.
Does this mean you're turning your back on Britain?
No. I love Britain, but I had the best five months of my life in LA. We were working at Universal Studios and turning up for work was like going to a theme park every day. I suddenly realised this is what I want to do.
So do you think you've been given a hard time by the tabloids?
The attention I get over here is ridiculous. I got the impression the papers don't like the TV work I've done, so I thought I'd go somewhere where people do like it. Let's just say everything you read about me in the papers is 100% untrue.
Do you call Madonna 'Madge' or is it just Guy who's allowed to call her that?
Do you know, nobody calls her that except the press. We've been out for dinner in a group a few times, but we're not especially close. Jason's a big mate of Guy's, and Madonna just happens to be his wife. It's not a big deal. one.
There was a photo of you in the papers recently washing your car in tiny shorts and high heels. Are you saucily attired for all your domestic duties?
Well, it was a hot day - and I wasn't washing the car, I was wiping the windscreen! I don't dress up to do household chores, although I do the ironing naked. I've burned myself on my arms a couple of times, too.
Apart from your arms, then, what's the most sensitive part of your body?
If you touch my neck I just melt and lose all control. If I'm 'getting fresh', then being kissed or caressed there drives me wild, but if someone touches it unexpectedly, that's when I freak out.
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