Hailed as the 'Swiss Beckham', West Ham's new recruit Valon Behrami certainly lives up to his billing in the missus stakes. The ex-Lazio man's partner is sultry Italian model-cum-TV presenter Elena Bonzanni, a 25-year-old glamour puss whose job is to look outrageously pretty in front of a camera.

And she's fantastic at it. It's a far cry from the days when the Hammers were parading the likes of Dowie and Hartson round the dressing room...