A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. He takes a bite out of his burger and notices there's a small hair in it. He begins yelling frantically, "Waitress, there's a hair in my hamburger! I demand to see what is going on!"
So, the waitress takes him back where the cook is and to his demise, he sees the cook take the meat patty and flatten it under his arm pit. He says, "That's disgusting!"
Then the waitress says, "You think that's disgusting you should see him make donuts."