George Bush and Osama Bin Laden are having a sleep-over with cookies and hot chocolate at The White House, and George is showing Osama some of his favourite Star Trek videos.
After a few episodes Osama passes George the cookies and says, 'You know Georgie, I just don't understand this Star Trekkie thing. There's some white men and women, a Chinese woman, a Scotsman, some Americans, an African, a Japanese guy and there's even a Vulcan. Where are all the good Muslim people?'
George spits out the cookie in his mouth, rolls his eyes and makes a sound as if he belongs in a mental asylum, 'Duuurhhhh... it's set in the future!'