A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'

'No,' he replies, 'Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it.'

The intrigued woman says, 'A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?'

Bond explains, ' It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.'

The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'

Bond: 'Well, it says you're not wearing any panties....'

The woman giggles and replies, 'Well, it must be broken because I am wearing panties ' .

Bond smirks, taps his watch and says, 'Bloody thing's an hour fast.'