Dishevelled wine quaffer and Black Books funnyman Dylan Moran is in York tonight. He's touring his 'What It Is' show. Go see him or we'll spam you.

Buy your tickets for Dylan now at www.ticketmaster.co.uk

Stevie Wonder plays Manchester Arena tonight. If you can't get a ticket, make an elaborate ear trumpet out of toilet rolls and listen to the magic outside.

Tickets are still available to see Stevie at www.ticketmaster.co.uk

The Gallacher boys' new album, Dig Out Your Soul is out.

For a sneak-peak preview go to The Gallacher's very own website at www.oasisinet.com

The Mighty Boosh are in Sheffield as part of their 2008 tour. Expect surreal songs, odd jokes and lots of idiotic girls screaming at Noel's lycra crotch.

Limited amount of tickets still available at www.ticketmaster.co.uk

Rugby Union's Heineken Cup starts today with Ireland's mighty Munster beginning their defense. Expect big tackles, tight scrummaging, and more man o' man contact than you can shake a stick at.

For all Heneiken Cup fixtures visit www.bbc.co.uk/sport

Borat's barmy army, Kazakhstan, head to Wembley to face England in a World Cup qualifier. If we don't win 18-0, Mr Capello should be made to wear a mankini. It's niice.

For info and tickets go to www.thefa.com

Thorpe Park gets a Halloween makeover today. Until 2 Nov, scary mazes, freak sideshows and hysterical toddlers plague the park.

Buy your tickets in advance at www.thorpepark.com

The London Film Festival starts today. Loads of ace new movies will be on offer including the new Bond flick. If last years festival was anything to go by, Halle Berry's wondorous breasts will also be there.

For all the latest go to www.bfi.org.uk

Infectious indie kids Vampire Weekend start their UK tour in Birmingham - home of custard powder, Lloyds Bank and Jasper Carrot. Yes, Maxim's Holy Trinity.

Grab your tickets quick, they are selling out fast - www.ticketmaster.co.uk

The Rugby League World Cup begins in Australia with England vs Papau New Guinea. Jamie Peacock leads the boys out. But not on a lead.

For info on the tele-listings go to www.skysports.com

Indie quartet Bloc Party's 3rd album Intimacy is released today. If the previous albums are anything to go by, expect huge critical acclaim, a sell-out tour and renewed interest in the ambiguity surrounding Kele's sexuality.

For more info and album previews go to www.blocparty.com

Ridiculously titled 007 film Quantum Of Solace hits UK cinemas. Gemma Arteton and Olga Kurylenko are the Bond-fodder amid the massive action.

Check out the amazing preview available at www.007.com