Celebrate Salma Hayek’s birthday by watching her sexiest films: we suggest Desperado (boobs), From Dusk Till Dawn (strip), but not Frida (monobrow). Urgh.
Dress up like a freak and head to the Isle of Wight – it’s Bestival! If you get a paper plane stuck in Amy Winehouse’s beehive we’ll give you a tenner.
Croatia vs England: the game that kicks off our World Cup campaign, and the subsequent ecstacy, anger, and crushing disappointment. Not again lads, please...
Last day to register your vintage bottle of Penfolds vino rouge (over 15 years old) in order to get it assessed by proper Winos at the hugely popular Penfolds re-corking clinic at Somerset House, London on 1st October. They'll tell you the best time to neck it and even top it up if you’re lucky.
Big beers, big boobs and big beards. The three finest things life has to offer, all readily available at Oktoberfest at the Bavarian Beerhouse in London (till 1 Nov).
It looks like Richard Keys taking his family out for a jog; it’s actually the Great Gorilla Run – a 7km charity dart around London to save apes. Ooh ooh.
Silverstone plays host to the British Superbikes this weekend. Today’s the race day, so get down there early for a day of skiddy, face-grazing motor fun.
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