You’ve bought Pro Evolution Soccer 2008 – now avoid conversation with people completely with the train-friendly PSP version, out today.

The first test between New Zealand and England gets underway. Start praying for rain now.

The Magners Glasgow International Comedy Festival begins – featuring Jimmy Carr, Dara O’Briain, and Omid Djalili.

Ice Age for adults – new Hollywood blockbuster 10,000BC is the story of woolly mammoths trying to trample humans, released today.

F1 is back. Cheer on Lewis Hamilton as he gets off to a flyer (not literally – there are no extra points for taking off) in the Australian Grand Prix in Melbourne.

Drink Guinness, wear a silly hat and do a comedy jig round town – it’s
St Patrick’s Day.

The Big Four Showdown, Part 2: Chelsea vs Arsenal and Man Utd vs Liverpool, or, er, pub day.

The Rifles play The Phoenix in Exeter, on their UK tour to promote their brand new album.

France host England in this pointless, yet worth watching, international football friendly.

Worms: A Space Oddity is released today on Wii. The game, not the bum disease.

REM release Accelerate, their 14th studio album. That’s 12 less than David Bowie and 13 more than Dane Bowers.