Position Of The Month

The Windmill

How to do it:
Stand facing her hips, entering her sideways and gripping her arse with one hand, for balance. At this angle your penis is liable to pop out, so hook her foot behind your head for extra support if necessary. Hard thrusts will topple her over, so go for a circular pelvic motion instead - as though stirring a small jar of warm, sexy chutney.

	Hard thrusts will topple her over, so go for a circular pelvic motion instead - as though stirring a small jar of warm, sexy chutney.

Why to do it:
Her arse will be squeezed into an entirely new and erotic shape. This causes the same kind of sexual excitement as not recognising your girlfriend when fucking her from behind, while she wears a wig.

Why she should do it:
Her spread-eagled legs mean that she's got easy access to her clitoris, so she can have a little play. Girls are clever, and are easily capable of wanking at the same time as having sex. They can also sleep!

How to convince her:
Your penis will be at 90 degrees to its normal angle, and as such it will feel like a completely different cock. This means she'll have the sexual thrill of another man's shaft, but without the emotional satisfaction!