Fresh Off The Boat

Dagmara From Poland

MAXIM LOVES IMMIGRATION! It's the only way we get to see lovely foreign women without having to go to other countries, which is too much effort!

Just imagine if we had to go all the way to Poland, in Russia, to see a girl like the lovely Dagmara! She's Poland-ese and she's saved you a trip by coming over here! Quick, woo her before she's deported!

How old are you Dagmara?

I'm 22.

What are you up to in Britain?

I'm studying French and European studies. I'm a student.

How long have you been here?

A year and a half.

What's the best thing about the UK so far?

Definitely the men! They are completely different to polish men - they are really outgoing and fun.

Would you marry a Brit?

Yes, if he was nice to me and I liked him, obviously. I'd make our kids speak Polish, though.

How about the weather, it's fun to complain about, isn't it?

Well, compared to Polish weather it's actually pretty good. I'd like to move somewhere hot one day, though. I'm used to loads of snow!

Who's the bestest Briton?

I'd have to say Robbie Williams.

Incorrect. Who's the best person from Poland?

There are a few, but I'd have to say the old Pope - he was Polish!

Yes, he was a nice pope. Do you like mushy peas?

No. I don't like them.

Oh. Thanks, Dagmara!

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