Fresh Off The Boat

Katya from Russia

This is Katya. She's from Russia whih is Europe - except for the bit that isn't! Charm her sharpish, before she leaves in disappoinment!

Hi Katya. How old are you?

I'm 22.

What are you up to in Britain?

Studying business and German.

Is Russia really that big?

It's supposed to a lot bigger than Britain. But it doesn't seem it...

What do you love about the UK?

Everything! British people are very sharp. I'm dtermined to meet a British gentleman!

Would you marry a Britisher?

My parents would probably like me to meet a Russian, but I'd like a nice British guy!

Who is the best Russian ever?

Anna Kournikova. She certainly raised the profile of Russian girls.

How about the best Brit?

Tony Blair - he's great.

Nice one. Do you like scampi?

I'm not a huge fan of it; it's a bit weird and fishy.

Can we save some of your breath in a jar?

(Silence)

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