Fresh Off The Boat

Clementine from France

Girls like the delightful Clementine. She’s from France, our snooty yet loveable neighbour that is always telling us to keep the noise down. Charm her fast before it asks for her back!

Hello, Clementine.

Hi! How are you today?

Er… we’ve got cold hands.

You should buy some gloves.

We will. How old are you?

I’m 21.

How long have you been in Britain?

I’ve been here since September.

What do you like about the UK?

Everyone’s really easy going and it’s fun to go out and party a bit earlier! In France no one goes out until one in the morning.

What about British men?

Well, they drink a lot more than French men! They’re great.

Do you think you could out-drink a British guy?

Yeah, definitely!

French toast or French fries?

French fries. I’m not sure what French toast is.

No one is. Would you like a Bourbon biscuit?

(Silence)

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