Fresh Off The Boat

Lena from Sweden

How old are you Lena?

I'm 22.

What's the best thing about Britain?

Definitely pub food. I love it - my favourite is scampi and chips. I don't eat sausages or beef, so that's perfect.

What do you think of British men?

British men are lovely, especially Robbie Williams!

Would you marry a British man, then?

Definitely, if he was nice.

How long have you been in the UK?

I've been here since 2002.

What are you up to over here?

I'm a dental nurse; I get to see some pretty horrible teeth!

Have you eaten swede yet?

Yes, I ate it once. I didn't like it.

Is Ikea Swedish for 'Hell'?

No! Ikea is the dog's bollocks. I love it!

How do you feel about fog?

Well, it's not very nice. It's rainy and foggy. No, I don't like it.

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