Drunk Girls' Tales

Piss Up

This month chaps, it's the turn of Lydia, Julia and Marina.

Tanya: I woke up on a beach in Newcastle once. Newcastle in Northern Ireland, not England. I don't remember what U was doing. my top was off - as always. When I'm drunk I seem to take my top off. I had to walk home with my arms folded over my boobs... these women were like, "Oh my God, what a slag." When I get drunk I always get realluy hot so I just start stripping. My boobs always come out. So you know, if you're about...

Laura: I woke up in a police cell in San Francisco once. We drank a bottle of vodka and ended up in a really bad area. We got into this rude boy's car, and these policemen pulled us out saying "What are you doing, you stupid, drunken English girls?" It was a fair assessment, really. Then they put us in a cell. They were trying to tell us how good Californian wine was and all we could say was "Chicken in a bucket... fuck it!" I don't know why.

Sheree: After the Little Black Book Party, my friend Emma and I got talking to two friends. We ended up going back to their hotel. It turned into a bit of a foursome. But the guy I was with couldn't get it up. When my friend fell asleep, I shagged the guy she'd slept with. That's pretty grim, isn't it? I never told her. Sorry Emma!

MAXIM READERS: want to come on our next LLB girl pub crawl? Tell us the most shameful thing you've done while drunk. Email shame@maximmobile.com with pictures and your phone number