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Dannii - Clean Under the Sofa

Reader Mark says:
Dannii, please get naked and then clean underneath the sofa.

Dannii says:
Mark, this is how I always do the housework...anybody need a cleaner? XX!

Maxim Says: Well, Dannii didn't do it completely naked, Mark, but that's simply a precaution against the harsh chemicals she uses - in the germ world, she's known as the 'Sexy Blonde Death Angel'! (Also, in Eastbourne, coincidentally). What would you like to see Dannii do? Send your requests to dannii@maximmobile.com

Perverts Rejected by Dannii:

I'd like to see you walking down the street to the shops in just your dressing gown. It's open... Ditz, via email

I lurve you! Will you lick milk out of a cat's bowl? I beg of you! Colin Christchurch, via email

Can you put Sellotape everywhere on yourself, then yelp as you quickly pull it off your skin? Stevie Cotton, via email

I would really, really, really love it if you could write my name - which is Pete - on your stomach using your saliva. I promise I will honestly send you £100 if you do this. Pete Stansfield, via email