Lap Dancing Tips Unveiled Finding yourself left flaccid at lap dancing clubs? Maxim has put together a guide for men venturing into 'lapland', ensuring you get the most out of your gyrating ladyfriend. Here's a taster.
Wear tight trousers, preferably velcro fly ones that 'accidentally' come undone. Adorn your lady with a hat and scarf to make the dance last longer. Tell her your last girl danced better, so that she tries harder. And get round 'no touching' rules by wearing a prosthetic arm.
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