Kontraband

'Officer, can i take your name please?'

"And maybe take you back to my seedy photographic studio."
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"And have you strip."
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"And then photograph you in various states of undress."
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"Maybe licking and prodding your boobies."
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"Tantalisingly."
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"And then put them on a website?"
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"I'll take that as a yes."
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"You're not really a policemwoman, are you?"