Kandi Kay

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She brings us so much joy.

She's sweet like chocolate.

Booooooooooooooooooooooy!

Right, now that's got that stuck in your head for the rest of today, meet Kandi Kay. You might recognise her from one of those channels past 900 on Sky that we pretend doesn't exist but you know, one too many special brews on a cold Winter/Spring/Summer/Autumn evening and that pretty much seals the deal.

We fell in love with Kandi a long time ago, so she is ours, and ours alone. But we are fair men, so you may look upon her in wonder.

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