Sarah Longbottom

It's just not true!

	Her bottom is PERT and PERFECT and PRISTINE and PROPER. And HOTTER THAN A SALSA-DANCING ESKIMO.

I mean, "Sarah", how inappropriate is that?!

We jest. We're talking about the Longbottom bit. Her bottom isn't long. Her bottom isn't wide. Her bottom isn't smelly, lumpy, surreal or on its way to Darlington for that matter.

Her bottom is PERT and PERFECT and PRISTINE and PROPER. And HOTTER THAN A SALSA-DANCING ESKIMO.

“One time I was one of about twenty models walking the streets of Manchester,” she recalls. “We did it topless, bodypainted in army colors, to raise money to get better goods sent to the troops. More luxery Items. We made for a very popular YouTube clip, and even made worldwide news. I’m very proud of it.”

Sarah describes herself as a passionate and professional, and she's a published glamour Playboy model. She’s been modeling since she was 2 … so she knows the ropes. She likes to align herself to Audrey Hepburn and even runs her own charity, raising over K in the past two years… impressive!

Keep checking into Maxim.co.uk for more on Sarah Hotbottom.

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FACTBOX
Age: 24 yrs
Height: 5' 5''
Weight: 114 lbs
Stats: 32F-24-34
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Skin Color: Tanned
Shoe Size: 5
Dress Size: 8
Ethnicity: WHT/BRITISH