Skyler Steele

Ever wondered why Santa keeps working?

Seriously, Father Christmas must have built up one hell of a pension by now. His bosses must have been trying to push him into voluntary redundancy for years now.

But why put up such a fight? Elves must get irritating after a while, they're always so damn happy! The toys and their making must be loud and monotonous, the long hours, cold working conditions and having to deal with the vast majority of the world thinking you're not real?! We'd rather be Paris Hilton's next handbag dog.

But then along comes something that makes it all become clear, so clear the images themselves are glistening with Christmas magic... at least that's what Santa tells us it is.

Click here and meet the best elf EVER.