Jewel Santini

Diamond in the rough

Also, so we don't get an army of white stilletos kicking down our doors, we didn't mean rough as in ugly. Most of the girls we've encountered from Romford on a Friday, for example, could quite easily beat the snot out of us and take our lunch/beer money, but they're still quite attractive.

In fact, we quite like knowing our ladies could look after us should we become too inebriated and fall into the biggest dude in the bar, who didn't quite get get all his chromosomes at conception, and kick his teeth in.

Come to think of it, God bless Essex girls. Every one.

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