Oktoberfest

Steiners and tongue sandwiches

Okay, so the music probably consists of some old bearded Bavarian dude rubbing a fork along a baking tray and playing Ten Green bottles on a schnitzel, but GOD, LOOK AT THE GIRLS.

In fact, that's why we brought you here, to look at the teutonic glow of these Krauty girlies. There's 28 of 'em. Oh yes.