Campus Cuties

'Where do I enrol?' (part 2)

10 things we've learnt about America's Campus Cuties...

1) They like drinking alcohol.

2) They like wearing very small tops.

3) They like drinking alcohol whilst wearing small tops.

4) They get quite aggressive with other women about who's going to be photographed for Maxim first.

5) They make English college girls look like Claire Balding.

6) Pouring water/milk/milky water over them makes them giggle a lot.

7) They're mighty defensive of their college.

8) After photoshoots, alcohol goes down rather well.

9) After photoshoots, alcohol goes down rather quickly.

10) [We have been advised by our lawyers to take down number 10. Please use your imagination and fill it out for yourself...]