Kayla

Who is she? And why's she made the world go all out-of-focus?

We've only ever seen these three pictures of Kayla and it's altered us. "How?!" we hear you cry, well, we now:

- tidy our desks every day;

- give generously to tramps and chairty;

- cook plates of foodstuffs of different colourations;

- drink at least one pint of water per day;

- only look at porn once per day*;

In short, THESE THREE PICTURES OF KAYLA IN VARIOUS DEGREES OF UNDRESS HAVE MADE US BETTER PEOPLE.

There you go we've said it.

"But what about the asterisk* next to "only look at porn once per day"?" we hear you cry!

Well, nobody's perfect...