And Brooke Evers spoke all these words, saying: 'I am the Lord
of Tight Bods…’
ONE: 'You shall have no other gods before Me.'
[Tell your mates you're not coming out tonight.]
TWO: 'You shall not make for yourself a carved image – any
likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath,
or that is in the water under the earth.'
[Stop spending all your money on eBay.]
THREE: 'You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in
vain.'
[Don't talk about football when I'm in earshot.]
FOUR: 'Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy.'
[I like breakfast in bed on Sundays.]
FIVE: 'Honor your father and your mother.'
[Stop staring at my boobs.]
SIX: 'You shall not murder.'
[Turn off the football.]
SEVEN: 'You shall not commit adultery.'
[Turn off the stereo.]
EIGHT: 'You shall not steal.'
[Put away those comics.]
NINE: 'You shall not bear false witness against your
neighbour.'
[Put your arm around me.]
TEN: 'You shall not covet your neighbor's house; you shall
not covet your neighbor's wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant,
nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbour's.'
[Let’s watch Desperate Housewives]
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