This is not the point though. WE ALL DO THAT!
The point is, when Sammy does the mundane things in life – you know, the things expected of any rational human of sound mind – SHE DOES THEM MAGNIFICENTLY.
There's very little humour to be had in this anyway, but we can assure you: WE'RE NOT JOKING! Only yesterday we popped round Sammy's house and she was undoing a tin of tomatoes WITH A TIN OPENER. Prior to that she let us in THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR. Which she opened USING HER HAND. By LEVERING THE HANDLE.
It was an incredible experience and one that we shall cherish.
If she does anything else that a normal person would do, we'll Tweet about it. Follow us here: www.tweetingcosibreathe.com
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