Agneskia

'A triumphant and moving story with terrific performances all round - totally immersive and unputdownable!'

"The line between these entertainment behemoths is certainly beginning to blend," she didn't remark when we didn't ask her. "I believe one day true interaction will take place, when not only do we feel totally immersed in games, we are ACTUALLY PART OF THEM.

We will be able to find emerald amulets which will open doors, oversized Japanese sumo wrestlers will be able to administer a Hundred Hand Slap upon us and we will receive fatal head shots from distant foes who we can't even see, let alone defend ourselves against!

It's called TOTALLY IMMERSIVE GAMING, even though immersive isn't actually a word, and I for one will be all over it like a cold blanket!"

When we didn't ask her what her favourite movie was, she said: "Breakfast at Tiffanys."

She then terminated the interview.