Ner, as we like to call her, stepped out with Winker Ronaldo for a while, and we hope she snags another footballer before the World Cup. We'd like to see her out on the beach down in SA.
We like the thought of whispering sweet nothings in French Canadian actress Emmanuelle's perfectly formed ear, but we know it's not going to happen. Unless things change. Which they might.
We would treat model Lucia so right if she would just return our calls. Or at least text. Or think about us for a second or two. Just show us you know we're alive, for God's sake!
When we see the words Victoria's and Secrets we are automatically interested. Does that make us shallow, or are we just being natural? And what's more, who cares?
You know, like, that reality show? The Hills? Well, like, Kristin is, like, sooooo, hot in that and we ike, think, like, we're going to be seeing, like, a lot more of her? This year?
Swimwear model Kate is in our list because she has one of those petulant American faces that you could have fun making sulk, then she'd take her clothes off. Right? Am I right?
One day I am going to go to Australia because girls like model Jessica here are a dime a dozen, which is why they have to leave to make their mark. Over there they are quite plain.
What a great name: Gunns. And she makes us want to shoot, so there you go. She models swimsuits and stuff like that. Horses for courses, horses for courses.
Once upon a time Gia was an outstanding sporting talent . . . oh, no, we got that wrong. She was Miss Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model, which is better in a way.
There are three very good reasons to love the voluptuous Ms Hendricks. She is HOT in Mad Men and the other two are staring you right in the face me laddo!
She's already been in The OC, 90210 and numerous teen flicks. We like her because she looks like she's a bit mental, which we think means she goes like the clappers when shes got a drink in her.
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