Liv Boeree

	We're tomboys who like to fight, roll in mud and drive heavy machinery. What could be better?

Liv Boeree has a very eclectic CV. First she grew up on a farm in Kent, she plays guitar like 'Jimi Hendrix reborn', is a MEAN poker player, hosts a bunch of TV and online shows, and has very, very nice legs. In fact they're so nice, they even hold their sexiness hanging over the side of a toilet bowl.

We decided to interview her.

We appear to have a photo of you on the toilet. Who's idea was that? And how did you make a toilet so sexy?

That was the photographer, Alan Barry. It seemed a shame to let such a lovely chrome toilet not be included in the shoot. It wasn't me that made the toilet sexy, it was the toilet that did all the work. It really was such a pretty thing...

Are you a real farm girl? We've always found farm girls sexy. Why are farm girs sexy?

Haha yes, I did grow up on a farm, yee-haw... Farm girls are sexy because we aren't afraid to get dirty! We're tomboys who like to fight, roll in mud and drive heavy machinery. What could be better?

Predictable question, but we feel the urge to ask: do you like rolling in hay?

How did I know that was coming...? Hay is preferable to straw for sure, it's way less scratchy.

What’s your favourite farmyard animal and why?

Pigs! They are actually very smart, eat everything and are lazy. It's me personified... ahem.

Have you ever masturbated one, like Rebecca Loos? If you haven't but had to, would you?

No. And no. What is wrong with you people?

Have you ever milked a cow? What was it like?

There were no cows on the farm but I have. It was milky.

You play guitar. What’s your favourite ever guitar riff?

Hell yes!!! My favourite riff has to be the intro to 'Cowboys from Hell' by Pantera. It's so metal it hurts.

Can you play the guitar solo from 'Sweet Child O’ Mine'?

I can't - it's never one I've really tried to learn. Give me a month and I'll play it for ya though.

What about the solo from Metallica’s ‘Fade to Black’?

Now this one I can, inside out! It was one of the first songs I ever learned to play as a young'un. It's also one of my favourite songs in the world.

Who would you have alongside you in your ultimate rock supergroup?

Oh wow, now that's a question! Ok... singer: James Hetfield of Metallica, guitar: Alexi Laiho from Children of Bodom, Bass: Adam Duce from Machine Head and Drums: Vinnie Paul from Pantera

Have you ever pranked any celebrities during interviews, like spraying Tom Cruise with water?

Well I was slightly mean to Ron Jeremy... there's a youtube video out there from a while back where I'm interviewing him at the World Series of Poker. He mentions how he's just learned to play poker so I ask him a particular hand related question: Which would you prefer... 6-9 or Jack King Off (poker term for Jack King offsuit). Say those fast and what do you get? Well Mr Jeremy didn't get the innuendo in the names and proudly stated that he'd always choose Jack King off over 6-9...

If you could prank any celebrity who would it be and why?

Josh Holloway. Just so I get to talk to him!

Are you a card shark?

Oh no. I suck at poker. But we should play sometime...

Haha. We get your game! You can't fool us. So what’s the most you’ve ever won at cards?

In one day? 42,000-dollars. So far in my lifetime I've won over 200,000-dollars but my goal's over 1million-dollars by the end of 2010!

Cripes.

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