Alex

Boys and the Hood

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Maxim: What are you into Alex?
Alex: Boys and hoods.

Maxim: What are gay cobras into?
Alex: Boys and hoods.

Maxim: If you look outside Elephant and Castle tube station when the Coronet kicks out, what are the two most likely things you'll see?
Alex: Boys and hoods.

Maxim: If you were going to open an "urban" shop in your local area that would cater for the young gent that likes to hang around outside shops, smoke weed and shout, what would you call it?
Alex: Boys and hoods.

Maxim: Name the two main requisites for an Ice Cube video.
Alex: Boys and hoods.

Maxim: If a slightly overweight drama teacher that thought he was "street" was talking about Boyz N The Hood in an intercultural communication context during a pisspot learning session that was in some way pertaining to be "cool" and "relevant" how would he mispronounce the name of the film?
Alex: Boys and hoods.

Maxim: If Robin of Locksley and his band of Merry Men were to give themselves a lame name that would never stick in peoples minds and make them all sounds a bit bent, what would it be?
Alex: Boys and hoods.

Maxim: What is East Margate rhyming slang for 'bowling woods', oft favoured by the County Kent Lawn Bowls association?
Alex: Boys and hoods.

Maxim: Name a common theme in Gap advertisements?
Alex: Boys and hoods.

Maxim: Er, what's eight times four?
Alex: Boys and hoods.

Maxim: What's the capital of Kazakhstan?
Alex: Boys and hoods.

Maxim: Are you even listening to our questions any more?
Alex: Boys and hoods.

Maxim: Cheers for posing for the pics, our readers will enjoy them we think.
Alex: Boys and hoods.

Maxim: We've got to go now.
Alex: BOYS AND HOOOOOOOOOODS!!!!

[Silence]

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