Lauren

She has a Masters degree in Eye Contact BA (Hons)…

	A sausage toastie makes for the perfect breakfast!

Age: 20
Stats: 32C, 23", 32" dress 8
Hometown: Rayleigh, ESSEX!!!

Favourite thing in the world: My bed! Because it's where all the actions happens!! ;) I like to sleep.. Watch the TV, use my laptop and eat in my bed... it's so comfy!

Likes:
i) Dominoes cookies. I crave them the whole time. They are like heaven on earth. Try them!
ii) Heels- they make everything look so much hotter. Jeans and T-shirts, and lingerie and the nude too!
iii) Men wearing a good fragrance. When a guy walks past smelling amazing it definitely turns my
head!

Dislikes:
i) Cheese. I hate everything about it. If someone makes cheese on toast anywhere near me I have to leave the premises! It smells like the worst socks you've ever smelt!
ii) Fake tan. That too smells awful. Gives girls tide marks around their faces and on men – oh my! It's such a sorry sight!
iii) The wind. It blows my hair into my lipgloss and just causes general havoc. It's such a strong wind today it's blowing me over!!

Craziest thing you've ever done: Had a naked shower in the middle of the desert in Kazakhstan whilst I was taking part in a charity rally.

Best holiday destination: Mauritius, Le Touessrok... Un-beli-evable!.
Favourite music to dance to: I love to dance! I can bust moves to everything from Enya to Eminem!
Three things a man should never say:
i) 'I live with my mum'- if he is over 30!
ii) 'Do you come here often?'- please use your imagination!
iii) 'I'll call you'- if they have nointention to!

Chances of you going out with a bald man, as a percentage: Jason Statham is almost bald... He is HOT!! So I'd say 90% chance!
Chances of you going out with a man with long fingernails, as a percentage: Well, I can't allow that. I guess I could cut them... But you have to question why they were long in the first place. So I'd say 2%
Chances of you going out with a man who wears Ugg boots, as a percentage? Only super hot guys can carry them off. And I've only ever seen super hot guys wearing them! Plus, it means I can wear mine a whole lot more! Therefore I'd say 98%

Best piece of advice you've ever heard: This is so hard... I guess it would have to be something my mum has said to me... She gives the best advice! But I can't narrow it down to one thing...
Worst piece of advice you¹ve ever heard: From the Maxim shoot photographer James: when a wasp flies near you rotate your index finger and they'll fly away?!?! Tried and tested... And it annoys them a whole lot more!

Favourite sandwich: Generally I don't like sandwiches... But a sausage toastie does make for the perfect breakfast!

Time it took you to fill out this CV: 15 mins... Have been doing it whilst food shopping... And I have the concentration span of a fish!
The most difficult question here was... Best piece of advice... Its so hard... I've had so much good and bad advice given to me in my life...
Message for the Maxim readers... I hope you enjoy the shots as much as I genuinelly loved shooting
them... I had such a great day... Keep your eyes peeled for me... I want to take over the world!!! :)

SEE THE VIDEO OF LAUREN'S SHOOT HERE!